DO NOT ask for bareback, anal, incalls or car meets. NO roleplay or weird stuff. NO DRUGS OR SMOKING
(more info on “please note” tab)
No hair pulling or touching my hair at all. It remains tied up.
I must be able to shower at your place/hotel afterwards. I will bring my own towel and soap etc.
I always bring condoms and lube with me.
I don’t smoke and can’t really drink alcohol at all.
^^^
(I thought I’d put that here, to avoid wasting both you or my time)
Working hours:
I usually work Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Occassionally during the week too.
Earliest time 10am. Latest time 9pm.
I only do a couple of bookings a week because I am picky with who I see.
I usually study/write essays on the weekend because I’m a university student, so I slot bookings inbetween study time.
Intro:
I am Kiera, and I am 100% British English from Essex! 💅
I am guaranteed to make you feel at ease and make sure you enjoy yourself! Xxx
If you’re not just looking for a pretty face, but a well-cultured lady who is a great conversationalist and has a wicked sense of humour (my feedback shows this!) then I am the lady for you! 🔥
I can be picky with who I see — I only see decent, normal men and filter messages heavily and block easily -- And if I didn't like the meet, I probably won't see you again, because the money isn't worth a bad experience.
-- *Important information section*:
~ Types of clients I enjoy seeing:
Nice, well mannered, respectful, clean, hygienic, I don't mind if you're socially awkward or anxious or not experienced with women, or even never had sex before — that's all completely fine.
Booking:
I need atleast 2 hours’ notice before the booking so that I can plan my day, get ready, possibly buy more condoms, refuel my car if I need to, grab something to eat, and drive to you.
Any less than 2 hours’ notice will be deemed timewasting and I could block you as it would be wasting my time if I’m just chatting to you — without getting paid at the end of it.
If you live further away e.g Peterborough or Brighton, I will need you to book a minimum of 2 hours.
Photos/Content:
My face pics and other pics are in private gallery or in my content. I will not send free face pics.
Some of my content videos has a blank grey thumbnail because I like to keep things paid for — adding a thumbnail would show off too much.
Payment:
Cash or bank transfer is fine, I won’t accept crypto or gold or some other strange currency.
Payment up front — no payment = no service.
(No “I’ll pay you later”, No excuses!)
I will NOT accept drugs, alcohol, cigarettes or material items as payment — instant block.
I do NOT accept weekly/monthly payments — I am not a sugar baby. Pay per meet only!
Protection:
I always bring lube and condoms with me and expect you to use them.
I only have regular size Durex, so if you require size XL or want to use your own, that's fine — make sure you bring them if you need a different size because you will have to wear one, no excuses.
OUTCALL ONLY:
— Minimum 1 hour booking. Minimum 2 hours if over a 2 hour drive away.
Of course I am likely to take a booking from someone 30 mins from me and cancel someone far away because of convenience and I am a student so I can’t really afford to be travelling ages for the bare minimum fee for 1 hour.
~ If you live a 2 hour drive you will need to book 2 hours. — otherwise it’s not worth the 4 hours driving for me. I will most likely cancel your booking if you want less than 2 hours.
✅ I only see polite, respectful, normal men.
~~ Anyone ages 21 to 85 is welcome to book me, any nationality, any race, any size D is fine as long as you're gentle and respectful and speak decent enough English; all I care about is that I will be treated with respect and not coerced into weird things that were never discussed over text, or pressured to do services I either don't provide or you haven't paid for -- this is also why I dislike language barriers, clients take advantage and manipulate etc.
✅ No rushed service, I don’t clock watch.
✅ Hygiene is important to me— I shower and wash thoroughly after each session.
✅ I always come casually dressed to be discreet and to not draw attention to us.
✅ Outcalls to Hotels, Apartments, Flats, Houses — as long as your place is fairly clean.
✅ oral without included in rates, but only if you’re hygienic and have washed under your foreskin. Otherwise I’ll have to stick a flavoured condom on.
✅ toys, pegging — you will need your own strap on for hygiene reasons; it would be unhygienic for me to use the same strap ons with multiple people even if it’s well cleaned — anal sex is the number one way to catch infections and I don’t want to be liable — this is also why I won’t do anal as a service.
✅ fingering — as long as your fingernails aren’t dirty or sharp or too long.
💋 xx
(more info on “please note” tab)
No hair pulling or touching my hair at all. It remains tied up.
I must be able to shower at your place/hotel afterwards. I will bring my own towel and soap etc.
I always bring condoms and lube with me.
I don’t smoke and can’t really drink alcohol at all.
^^^
(I thought I’d put that here, to avoid wasting both you or my time)
Working hours:
I usually work Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Occassionally during the week too.
Earliest time 10am. Latest time 9pm.
I only do a couple of bookings a week because I am picky with who I see.
I usually study/write essays on the weekend because I’m a university student, so I slot bookings inbetween study time.
Intro:
I am Kiera, and I am 100% British English from Essex! 💅
I am guaranteed to make you feel at ease and make sure you enjoy yourself! Xxx
If you’re not just looking for a pretty face, but a well-cultured lady who is a great conversationalist and has a wicked sense of humour (my feedback shows this!) then I am the lady for you! 🔥
I can be picky with who I see — I only see decent, normal men and filter messages heavily and block easily -- And if I didn't like the meet, I probably won't see you again, because the money isn't worth a bad experience.
-- *Important information section*:
~ Types of clients I enjoy seeing:
Nice, well mannered, respectful, clean, hygienic, I don't mind if you're socially awkward or anxious or not experienced with women, or even never had sex before — that's all completely fine.
Booking:
I need atleast 2 hours’ notice before the booking so that I can plan my day, get ready, possibly buy more condoms, refuel my car if I need to, grab something to eat, and drive to you.
Any less than 2 hours’ notice will be deemed timewasting and I could block you as it would be wasting my time if I’m just chatting to you — without getting paid at the end of it.
If you live further away e.g Peterborough or Brighton, I will need you to book a minimum of 2 hours.
Photos/Content:
My face pics and other pics are in private gallery or in my content. I will not send free face pics.
Some of my content videos has a blank grey thumbnail because I like to keep things paid for — adding a thumbnail would show off too much.
Payment:
Cash or bank transfer is fine, I won’t accept crypto or gold or some other strange currency.
Payment up front — no payment = no service.
(No “I’ll pay you later”, No excuses!)
I will NOT accept drugs, alcohol, cigarettes or material items as payment — instant block.
I do NOT accept weekly/monthly payments — I am not a sugar baby. Pay per meet only!
Protection:
I always bring lube and condoms with me and expect you to use them.
I only have regular size Durex, so if you require size XL or want to use your own, that's fine — make sure you bring them if you need a different size because you will have to wear one, no excuses.
OUTCALL ONLY:
— Minimum 1 hour booking. Minimum 2 hours if over a 2 hour drive away.
Of course I am likely to take a booking from someone 30 mins from me and cancel someone far away because of convenience and I am a student so I can’t really afford to be travelling ages for the bare minimum fee for 1 hour.
~ If you live a 2 hour drive you will need to book 2 hours. — otherwise it’s not worth the 4 hours driving for me. I will most likely cancel your booking if you want less than 2 hours.
✅ I only see polite, respectful, normal men.
~~ Anyone ages 21 to 85 is welcome to book me, any nationality, any race, any size D is fine as long as you're gentle and respectful and speak decent enough English; all I care about is that I will be treated with respect and not coerced into weird things that were never discussed over text, or pressured to do services I either don't provide or you haven't paid for -- this is also why I dislike language barriers, clients take advantage and manipulate etc.
✅ No rushed service, I don’t clock watch.
✅ Hygiene is important to me— I shower and wash thoroughly after each session.
✅ I always come casually dressed to be discreet and to not draw attention to us.
✅ Outcalls to Hotels, Apartments, Flats, Houses — as long as your place is fairly clean.
✅ oral without included in rates, but only if you’re hygienic and have washed under your foreskin. Otherwise I’ll have to stick a flavoured condom on.
✅ toys, pegging — you will need your own strap on for hygiene reasons; it would be unhygienic for me to use the same strap ons with multiple people even if it’s well cleaned — anal sex is the number one way to catch infections and I don’t want to be liable — this is also why I won’t do anal as a service.
✅ fingering — as long as your fingernails aren’t dirty or sharp or too long.
💋 xx
✨ The regular GFE service, it includes:
**BOOKINGS ARE 1 HOUR MINIMUM AND OUTCALL ONLY**
£200 an hour
Unlimited cum
Oral without protection
Protected sex
Fingering
Oral on me
Lapdance
Edging
Massage
Girlfriend experience
Chatting, drinks etc.
Toys — state which toys you’d like
Kissing
**BOOKINGS ARE 1 HOUR MINIMUM AND OUTCALL ONLY**
£200 an hour
Unlimited cum
Oral without protection
Protected sex
Fingering
Oral on me
Lapdance
Edging
Massage
Girlfriend experience
Chatting, drinks etc.
Toys — state which toys you’d like
Kissing
🔥 EVERYTHING that is included in the ‘extras and fetish’ service:
(more costly than GFE service)
£250 an hour
**BOOKINGS ARE 1 HOUR MINIMUM AND OUTCALL ONLY**
Unlimited cum
Filming — (Only for personal use. No posting online)
Porn Star Experience (PSE)
Facial
Rimming either way -- only if you're hygienic
Fetishes
Watersports
Food play / sploshing
Domination (either way)
Fetishes — nothing too extreme.
Prostate massage — Let me know beforehand if you’d like this, then I know to bring latex gloves.
Oral without protection
Protected sex
Cuddling
Fingering
Oral on me
Lapdance
Edging
Massage
Porn star experience
Girlfriend experience
Chatting, drinks etc.
Toys
Kissing
🔥 Me dominating you:
Tickling
Cock and ball torture
Strap on
Wrestling
Slapping
Kicking
Punching
Ball busting
Small penis humiliation
Name calling
I will make sure I respect your boundaries and I won’t be too rough or do anything you don’t want done xx
You dominating me:
I am happy for you to take charge, but:
I don’t enjoy anything too rough
I am not into blood play, vomit play or anything extreme.
No hairpulling — my hair is always tied up when meeting and I dislike it being touched.
No blindfolding
I will only do restraints and handcuffs etc. if I’ve met you before and know you’re safe.
(more costly than GFE service)
£250 an hour
**BOOKINGS ARE 1 HOUR MINIMUM AND OUTCALL ONLY**
Unlimited cum
Filming — (Only for personal use. No posting online)
Porn Star Experience (PSE)
Facial
Rimming either way -- only if you're hygienic
Fetishes
Watersports
Food play / sploshing
Domination (either way)
Fetishes — nothing too extreme.
Prostate massage — Let me know beforehand if you’d like this, then I know to bring latex gloves.
Oral without protection
Protected sex
Cuddling
Fingering
Oral on me
Lapdance
Edging
Massage
Porn star experience
Girlfriend experience
Chatting, drinks etc.
Toys
Kissing
🔥 Me dominating you:
Tickling
Cock and ball torture
Strap on
Wrestling
Slapping
Kicking
Punching
Ball busting
Small penis humiliation
Name calling
I will make sure I respect your boundaries and I won’t be too rough or do anything you don’t want done xx
You dominating me:
I am happy for you to take charge, but:
I don’t enjoy anything too rough
I am not into blood play, vomit play or anything extreme.
No hairpulling — my hair is always tied up when meeting and I dislike it being touched.
No blindfolding
I will only do restraints and handcuffs etc. if I’ve met you before and know you’re safe.
Only message me if you actually intend on booking a session.
**NO BAREBACK**
NO ANAL, NO ROLEPLAY, NO WEIRD STUFF.
No smoking — vaping is fine, I sometimes vape.
I don’t do role play anymore as it attracts the worst and creepiest of clients — ones who like k!ds etc. or they’re extremely porn addicted, their dick doesn’t work, then they blame me for not being able to cum despite me putting in 200% effort …
**NO BOUNDARY PUSHING WHAT SO EVER**
If you visibly have an STD upon meeting, I will have to end the meet as you’ve tried to put my health at risk and the money will be non-refundable.
No hair pulling — it will be tied up and you cannot touch my hair at all.
I must be able to shower afterwards around your place/hotel — i will bring my own towel and soap. If I cannot shower, I will cancel your booking as hygiene is extremely important to me.
Over text or email clients must state exactly what services they are after and the price they are paying to confirm everything that's expected to happen in the session... I don't like surprises.
❌ No dirty talk over phone or text, that is not a service I provide… No wanking on the phone, I will hang up. Either book a session or don’t mess me around. I am not here for your free entertainment and I don’t owe you a free phone chat or sexting session..
❌ I don’t send pics or videos over text. If you want pics or videos of me they are all on here.
No porn shoots — I have content ONLY on here and for your personal use, if posted online I WILL find out, I use a software and will prosecute. I am not a porn star.
No price haggling or pretending you will book me again, so that you can get it cheaper — why would I keep a regular who can’t afford or thinks they’re entitled enough to not pay my rates?!
❌ I don’t do incalls, car meets or outside meets… outcall only.
❌ I won’t answer any of the following silly timewasting questions, even if you’ve made a booking with me and I’ll happily ignore until you cancel the booking because I don’t see clients who don’t read my profile and ask silly questions:
“You available”
“Postcode”
“Can you come now babe?”
“are you actually 22?”
“You actually british?”
“Prove to me you’re the woman in the photos”
“What’s your dress size/boob size?”
“Are your nails painted?”
“Send me pics of you”
“You got sniff?”
“You party?”
“Can you send me your content?”
“Send me your profile”
“Will you do 15 mins babe?”
“I have £80, you come now!!”
“Will you see both me and my friend for £100?”
“What uniforms you got? Send me pics babe”
“Can I lick your feet for 12p?”
“Will you do deep anal for £50?”
…Those questions aren’t asked by people who are serious about booking me and paying for my services…
I also dislike being called pet name like “babe” over text, and I will most likely ignore your message and reply to others.
I won’t tolerate disrespect or rude behaviour or timewasting.
If you cancel last minute, my rule is that you won’t be able to book again and will be blocked.
Unfortunately I have to operate this way because there are a lot of selfish, ignorant people about.
I will not tolerate drugs around me, if you mention drugs over text, I will have to cancel.
Likewise, if you start doing them infront of me I will have to end the meet and the money will be non-refundable.
If a client becomes rude, pushy or aggressive, I will not tolerate that behaviour and again money non-refundable. No negotiation on getting any money back whatsoever.
Also on arrival, if a client starts expecting services I don’t provide (and we never discussed those services over text and I feel that they have ill intentions towards me) I will not provide services and leave with full payment, as I am not at fault — should’ve read my profile or booked a different escort who provides those services instead rather than messing me about.
~ Types of clients I don't like:
Rude, pushy, aggressive, severely porn-addicted, ghetto, rough, misogynistic, drug dealers, pimps or "agency owners", Male escorts -- they're a nightmare.
Timewasters, people who mess us around and people who cancel last minute, will be named and shamed!
We will post about you in a group chat with their full names, photos, phone numbers and possibly addresses so other escorts know to avoid them.
We might even find your partner or mother on social media and send them the screenshots of your text messages or even post you on an online forum so anyone who searches your name will see it on the internet.
Timewasting and messaging us awful messages or outright harassing us is a big no no.
**NO BAREBACK**
NO ANAL, NO ROLEPLAY, NO WEIRD STUFF.
No smoking — vaping is fine, I sometimes vape.
I don’t do role play anymore as it attracts the worst and creepiest of clients — ones who like k!ds etc. or they’re extremely porn addicted, their dick doesn’t work, then they blame me for not being able to cum despite me putting in 200% effort …
**NO BOUNDARY PUSHING WHAT SO EVER**
If you visibly have an STD upon meeting, I will have to end the meet as you’ve tried to put my health at risk and the money will be non-refundable.
No hair pulling — it will be tied up and you cannot touch my hair at all.
I must be able to shower afterwards around your place/hotel — i will bring my own towel and soap. If I cannot shower, I will cancel your booking as hygiene is extremely important to me.
Over text or email clients must state exactly what services they are after and the price they are paying to confirm everything that's expected to happen in the session... I don't like surprises.
❌ No dirty talk over phone or text, that is not a service I provide… No wanking on the phone, I will hang up. Either book a session or don’t mess me around. I am not here for your free entertainment and I don’t owe you a free phone chat or sexting session..
❌ I don’t send pics or videos over text. If you want pics or videos of me they are all on here.
No porn shoots — I have content ONLY on here and for your personal use, if posted online I WILL find out, I use a software and will prosecute. I am not a porn star.
No price haggling or pretending you will book me again, so that you can get it cheaper — why would I keep a regular who can’t afford or thinks they’re entitled enough to not pay my rates?!
❌ I don’t do incalls, car meets or outside meets… outcall only.
❌ I won’t answer any of the following silly timewasting questions, even if you’ve made a booking with me and I’ll happily ignore until you cancel the booking because I don’t see clients who don’t read my profile and ask silly questions:
“You available”
“Postcode”
“Can you come now babe?”
“are you actually 22?”
“You actually british?”
“Prove to me you’re the woman in the photos”
“What’s your dress size/boob size?”
“Are your nails painted?”
“Send me pics of you”
“You got sniff?”
“You party?”
“Can you send me your content?”
“Send me your profile”
“Will you do 15 mins babe?”
“I have £80, you come now!!”
“Will you see both me and my friend for £100?”
“What uniforms you got? Send me pics babe”
“Can I lick your feet for 12p?”
“Will you do deep anal for £50?”
…Those questions aren’t asked by people who are serious about booking me and paying for my services…
I also dislike being called pet name like “babe” over text, and I will most likely ignore your message and reply to others.
I won’t tolerate disrespect or rude behaviour or timewasting.
If you cancel last minute, my rule is that you won’t be able to book again and will be blocked.
Unfortunately I have to operate this way because there are a lot of selfish, ignorant people about.
I will not tolerate drugs around me, if you mention drugs over text, I will have to cancel.
Likewise, if you start doing them infront of me I will have to end the meet and the money will be non-refundable.
If a client becomes rude, pushy or aggressive, I will not tolerate that behaviour and again money non-refundable. No negotiation on getting any money back whatsoever.
Also on arrival, if a client starts expecting services I don’t provide (and we never discussed those services over text and I feel that they have ill intentions towards me) I will not provide services and leave with full payment, as I am not at fault — should’ve read my profile or booked a different escort who provides those services instead rather than messing me about.
~ Types of clients I don't like:
Rude, pushy, aggressive, severely porn-addicted, ghetto, rough, misogynistic, drug dealers, pimps or "agency owners", Male escorts -- they're a nightmare.
Timewasters, people who mess us around and people who cancel last minute, will be named and shamed!
We will post about you in a group chat with their full names, photos, phone numbers and possibly addresses so other escorts know to avoid them.
We might even find your partner or mother on social media and send them the screenshots of your text messages or even post you on an online forum so anyone who searches your name will see it on the internet.
Timewasting and messaging us awful messages or outright harassing us is a big no no.
I sometimes offer deals etc. But currently full prices.
No haggling.
Client Reviews (who aren’t members of AW):
03/02/2025
Time booked: 4 hours
Location: Chelsea, London
“Kiera was very friendly and I instantly felt at ease. I was very nervous beforehand but the nerves dissappeared once we started chatting. Her skin is extremely smooth and soft. It was heaven. She smells very fresh and had an elegent floral perfume on. Her hygiene is impeccable! Overall, a great experience and I can’t wait to see her next time!”
17/02/2025
Time booked: 2 hours
Location: Tunbridge Wells, Kent
“Very lovely young lady. Smelt amazing and looked yummy. I thoroughly enjoyed our time together”.
23/02/2025
Time booked: 3 hours
Location: Charing Cross, London
“Long golden hair! She looked like rapunzel. Brought her classy red lingerie and heels with her. What an amazing birthday treat! Very skilled for a young woman. Enjoyed every moment of it!”
28/02/2025
Time booked: 2 hours
Location: Cambridge, Cambridgeshire
“Kiera had great communication via text and email, arrived on time. Had dinner at the hotel when she arrived, amazing conversation, great listening skills. Then we went up to the room to have naughty time. I was blown away by her!! Best escort in Cambridge for sure! I slept like a log after our session”.
05/03/2025
Time booked: 1 hour
Location: East Sussex
“I was very nervous because I am 28 years old and had never had sex before, so decided to finally lose my virginity to an escort on my 28th birthday. When Kiera arrived, I instantly felt calm and she was extremely patient and showed me what to do, even showed me how to give a woman an orgasm and I had succeeded in doing so! I felt so proud of myself. Kiera is very skilled in what she does and I am so glad I booked her to show me how it’s all done. Thank you Kiera! :-)”
10/03/2025
Time booked: 2 hours
Location: Gatwick, Crawley
“Had a really good experience with her as the Domme. Really a pleasure to be her sub. Very friendly, trustworthy and I felt safe in her hands. 10/10”.
21/03/2025
Time booked: 3 hours
Location: Brighton, Sussex
“Lovely dinner date with Kiera. We ordered pizza then things got hot! She’s very good at what she does. Gave me a lovely massage and girlfriend experience. Worth every penny! Until next time!”
01/04/2025
Time booked: 2 hours
Location: Brentwood, Essex
“She looked really hot in her lacy black stockings, I couldn’t resist. Skin very soft and hairless. Very good hygiene. We had a laugh and she’s very good at what she does!”
04/04/2025
Time booked: 2 hours
Location: Cambridge, Cambridgeshire
“I booked her for PSE and enjoyed it a lot! Very intelligent lady and great conversationalist. Looked better in real life than in her photos and content on adultwork! A very good surprise! Also very cute casual dress sense, I liked how discreet she is”.
06/04/2025
Time booked: 1.5 hours
Location: Chelmsford, Essex
“My 3rd time seeing Kiera, she’s always smiling and pleasant. Nice round perky bottom and glorious big breasts. I always finish so hard its unbelievable,
she sooo hot, the perfect blonde 🥵”.
08/04/2025
Time booked: 5 hours
Location: West End, London
“Absolute delight to see Kiera again! Always smells amazing and looks gorgeous! Very bubbly and friendly, instantly uplifted my mood. Had a very interesting intellectual chat over dinner, then had a couple of glasses of fine champagne. Then blew me away with her skills, I loved every second of it! Most friendly, lovely woman you could meet! Xx”
Other info:
Completely natural body, big boobs and bum, 5 ft 6” tall. Hygiene is very important to me, and I shower thoroughly after every client.
I wax and shave oftenly so I am usually completely hair-free down there with no hair at all. Same with most of my body.
I also exfoliate often to keep my skin smooth.
I don’t smoke. I can’t drink alcohol.
Hair colour: Blonde
Hair length: very long
Eye colour: Green
Height: 5 ft 6”
Body type: curvy, but toned as I lift weights.
Shoe size: 7
Bust size: 34DD - I haven’t measured in a while, since I rarely wear bras!
No haggling.
Client Reviews (who aren’t members of AW):
03/02/2025
Time booked: 4 hours
Location: Chelsea, London
“Kiera was very friendly and I instantly felt at ease. I was very nervous beforehand but the nerves dissappeared once we started chatting. Her skin is extremely smooth and soft. It was heaven. She smells very fresh and had an elegent floral perfume on. Her hygiene is impeccable! Overall, a great experience and I can’t wait to see her next time!”
17/02/2025
Time booked: 2 hours
Location: Tunbridge Wells, Kent
“Very lovely young lady. Smelt amazing and looked yummy. I thoroughly enjoyed our time together”.
23/02/2025
Time booked: 3 hours
Location: Charing Cross, London
“Long golden hair! She looked like rapunzel. Brought her classy red lingerie and heels with her. What an amazing birthday treat! Very skilled for a young woman. Enjoyed every moment of it!”
28/02/2025
Time booked: 2 hours
Location: Cambridge, Cambridgeshire
“Kiera had great communication via text and email, arrived on time. Had dinner at the hotel when she arrived, amazing conversation, great listening skills. Then we went up to the room to have naughty time. I was blown away by her!! Best escort in Cambridge for sure! I slept like a log after our session”.
05/03/2025
Time booked: 1 hour
Location: East Sussex
“I was very nervous because I am 28 years old and had never had sex before, so decided to finally lose my virginity to an escort on my 28th birthday. When Kiera arrived, I instantly felt calm and she was extremely patient and showed me what to do, even showed me how to give a woman an orgasm and I had succeeded in doing so! I felt so proud of myself. Kiera is very skilled in what she does and I am so glad I booked her to show me how it’s all done. Thank you Kiera! :-)”
10/03/2025
Time booked: 2 hours
Location: Gatwick, Crawley
“Had a really good experience with her as the Domme. Really a pleasure to be her sub. Very friendly, trustworthy and I felt safe in her hands. 10/10”.
21/03/2025
Time booked: 3 hours
Location: Brighton, Sussex
“Lovely dinner date with Kiera. We ordered pizza then things got hot! She’s very good at what she does. Gave me a lovely massage and girlfriend experience. Worth every penny! Until next time!”
01/04/2025
Time booked: 2 hours
Location: Brentwood, Essex
“She looked really hot in her lacy black stockings, I couldn’t resist. Skin very soft and hairless. Very good hygiene. We had a laugh and she’s very good at what she does!”
04/04/2025
Time booked: 2 hours
Location: Cambridge, Cambridgeshire
“I booked her for PSE and enjoyed it a lot! Very intelligent lady and great conversationalist. Looked better in real life than in her photos and content on adultwork! A very good surprise! Also very cute casual dress sense, I liked how discreet she is”.
06/04/2025
Time booked: 1.5 hours
Location: Chelmsford, Essex
“My 3rd time seeing Kiera, she’s always smiling and pleasant. Nice round perky bottom and glorious big breasts. I always finish so hard its unbelievable,
she sooo hot, the perfect blonde 🥵”.
08/04/2025
Time booked: 5 hours
Location: West End, London
“Absolute delight to see Kiera again! Always smells amazing and looks gorgeous! Very bubbly and friendly, instantly uplifted my mood. Had a very interesting intellectual chat over dinner, then had a couple of glasses of fine champagne. Then blew me away with her skills, I loved every second of it! Most friendly, lovely woman you could meet! Xx”
Other info:
Completely natural body, big boobs and bum, 5 ft 6” tall. Hygiene is very important to me, and I shower thoroughly after every client.
I wax and shave oftenly so I am usually completely hair-free down there with no hair at all. Same with most of my body.
I also exfoliate often to keep my skin smooth.
I don’t smoke. I can’t drink alcohol.
Hair colour: Blonde
Hair length: very long
Eye colour: Green
Height: 5 ft 6”
Body type: curvy, but toned as I lift weights.
Shoe size: 7
Bust size: 34DD - I haven’t measured in a while, since I rarely wear bras!
N & S section -- people who mess me around will be put here including their username, phone number and other details:
I really am grateful to the guys who do book me and treat me well and I am more than happy to give top quality service to guys who are respectful and don't break promises, it's just unfortunate that there's a few people who ruin things for the rest of us.
… It still amazes me what some men do to get themselves off… I hear something new every day.
Don’t worry I’m not judgemental or anything like that, just felt like sharing my experiences for a bit of comedy or because people seem interested in my stories whenever I mention them.
Hopefully you find this is slightly funny or amusing, but these are the worst types of clients I’ve come across apart from the more obvious creeps or weirdos we’d block and completely ignore:
(Also just unexpected clients or surprises or just weird ones! Haha basically anything entertaining etc.)
1) The pest who wanks in the window..
I don’t charge for a deposit because I empathise with clients who have told me they’ve been robbed before..
..However, the dregs of society who seen to think it’s perfectly ok to call us to a wrong address (usually one across the road from their house so they can get a kick out of watching us walk up and down their street, whilst they wank) and block our phone numbers… these guys are the ones ruining fun things for people…
It’s always the minority of arseholes ruining fun things. People like them are why escorts end up having to charge deposits and can’t trust even clients with loads of good feedback.. (I’ve had a some with loads of good feedback do this to me).
It really ruins my day when i’ve driven 1.5 hours to meet, realising I’ve been given the wrong address… I then phone call the ‘client’ and he’s now trying to talk dirty to me and I can hear him wanking on the phone… then I see a guy looking out his window wanking, watching me… Urgh creepy. I message/phone and realise they’ve blocked my number.. now had my time wasted, 3 hours’ driving time and fuel…
2) The ‘client’ who makes false promises.. get’s what he wants.. then cancels the booking that he never intended to keep.. and has a poor excuse.
Some guys seem to use their 5000 good feedback to make false promises and mess us around…
they’ll book 1 week in advance then expect you to sext them or send sexy photos EVERY SINGLE DAY until the booking or atleast spend ages having long drawn out conversations…
then they cancel the booking last minute right on the day, after they’ve gotten what they want (sexting or conversations and attention or nothing since we didn’t engage in their silliness).
And if we don’t engage with their attempts to sext, they cancel the booking claiming we’re ignoring them or that we must be not interested in seeing them… Nope we just don’t want to engage in your silly games because we know we will end up being used for your free entertainment…
Makes me wonder whether guys share their mates accounts to rack up loads of good feedback to try to con us into giving them more etc. either way, we can see what you’re doing…
3) The guy who suddenly expects services he never mentioned over text… and didn’t read my profile..
Quite a shock when I arrive to see Barry, 63, or 58 year old Steve, has laid out wrist and ankle restraints in their living room, with 20 different whips and a blindfold and nipple clamps… and five bowls of custard and a fish tank… and different porn videos on each of the five tv’s in that room.. usually really old amateur porn tapes with dodgy acting..
After he said over text that he was after 2 hours Girlfriend experience.. then he says “sorry I’ve only got £150 in cash, so unless you do [all these things] for me, you will have to leave now empty handed”… These are one of the worst types of clients.. and they won’t get the amazing service they’re after by acting this way..
4) The 70 year old ‘Leather Daddy’ with dementia who wants to dominate you…
.. If your older father seems slightly ‘out of it’ please keep a close eye on him… and make sure he doesn’t escape the care home..
Pretty much the same as above, apart from he seems fine at first (and are better at saying what they want over text) but then gradually gets scarier or pushes your boundaries in a weird kind of confused forgetful way..
and seems completely oblivious to your reactions or how you’re feeling or forgets what you just told him…
they usually have old vintage paintings all around their house of naked ladies that they like to show off (…very sleazy) and live in the middle of nowhere on some farm… (not the most comfortable of experiences!!) .. not dangerous as such but just very odd characters and uncomfortable to be around..
usually their sex toys or leathers haven’t been washed and have pubic hairs in them or are smelly… yuck.
Or generally their whole place is filthy and has an overpowering musty and/or urine smell to it… like a care home…
4) Language barrier…
I don’t need to explain much on this one.
Sticks it in the wrong hole and doesn’t seem to understand what he’s doing wrong.. then his best mate and his wife burst through the door and seem to want to stand there and watch.. infact maybe his wife even paid for his escort? ..Seemed like it when she handed the money over to me.. lol
Then starts talking about how he must be the 'best shag in the world'… but in broken english… haha XD
5) The guy who booked me because I look like his daughter…
I get there and everything goes well and I think he’s genuinely a sweet guy…
until I come out the shower and get dressed and he starts showing me photos of his daughter because I look like a splitting image of her… I continue sipping the red wine and keep my mouth shut.. “oh she looks nice”… o.O
6) The American sports cokehead..
Usually comes over here from the USA for some sports tournament… pool or snooker… and still in their pool outfit when I meet them at their posh central London hotel. Seems extremely friendly and very chatty from the start.
Offers to pour me a drink… fills the wine glass up to the top with pure whiskey (!!) so I stick to my water.. I go to the bathroom and hear him sniffing discreetly but I know it’s coke… he get’s more hyperactive, then pounds the daylights out of me for 45 mins (1 hour booking), I genuinely have to stop because it makes me sore… he gets frustrated because he can’t cum... then he says “ok it’s fine, you take a shower, it’s my fault I can’t cum, I’ve had too much to drink” then tips me 50 dollars by sticking it in my underwear and keeps apologising whilst coked up… Was a bit scary, but wasn’t expecting the tip at the end.. left a bit sore down there… won't see him again.. not worth the tip he gave me..
then I genuinely start to wonder if he’s a registered sex offender in the USA…
7) The Van man…
I can usually tell what occupation someone does by how they sound on the phone… the rough east end accent gives it away… I pull up outside their house and see about five vans and a cement mixer on their driveway and then think
“oh.. i know how this will go…” *eye roll*
then get greated at the door by a guy who smells of weed.. we get chatting and he seems pleasant enough, but after a few drinks starts talking about three masons and how he actually works for the metropolitan police and that he will pull me over -- if I don’t get my headlight bulb changed.
He actually works for a construction company, but enjoying the power trip of 'scaring' me.. wants to intimidate me for some weird reason.
Then starts complaining about having to use condoms and asking if he can stick it in without one.. saying his dick is too big to fit in condoms.. I say no, and then he starts talking about how much of a gentleman he is.. yuck!
Not to mention the dirty fingernails and rough hands and overall lack of hygiene. Then I realised I’ve stayed way overtime because he’s talking crap then I say I have to leave… he then starts begging me to stay longer to give him another blowjob for £40… I politely decline and leave.
..An hour later I get creepy messages from him saying he’s memorised my car registration plate and because he works for the police he will pull me over… I just block him and screenshot the message for evidence incase he tries anything crazy… they also tend to start asking for loads of extras (and don’t want to pay extra for them) or expect us to give them “mates rates”.. on the first meeting.. if he can’t afford it, why doesn’t he go to someone cheaper?.. probably likes the power trip…
I feel disgusting after spending time with men like this.. then think
“maybe I should go to the hospital to get a Tetanus shot?”
…or go get treated for Rabies… or Ebola…lol
8) The Mcdonald’s fantasist… oh god
I wake up in the morning to find my emails and work phone riddled with ridiculous paragraphs from fantasists who say things like “I want you to meet me at this McDonalds at 9am, wearing just a denim jacket and a very short skirt, no top and no shoes no underwear… i then want you to buy three cheese burgers and rub them all over your face and tits infront of everyone, then start shoving the burgers up your fanny. Then i’ll take you to the toilets and I’ll f*** your arse bare, then gradually fit all three burgers up there and stretch it wide open, then i’ll stick my dick in there too and cum on the burgers and make you eat them. You like this babe? Can we negotiate on the pay as I don’t have much money at the moment”… I shouldn’t have replied, but I said “That would get me arrested, I don’t even provide this as a service” then blocked him. This is why I won’t do EVERY fetish… some of them are just ridiculous… or downright illegal…
9) Young guy who works at a burger place…
I do get guys who are ages 19 to 30 (I prefer ages 35 to 50 because they’re more chilled out usually).
The problem with younger guys is they tend to be more flakey and undecisive. Had a few who work at burger places who are on a low wage, therefore can’t really afford an escort, but get one anyway, and they always pressure me to stay longer than the time paid for or try to get as much out of me for their money (I don’t have an issue with that as long as it’s done fairly and not in a creepy way)… I have an issue when they don’t understand how things work or demand I do it without a condom (and never mentioned that’s what they wanted over text either) because their girlfriend let’s them do it without one… well I’m not your girlfriend… sorry buddy.. just the general awkwardness with the younger ones sometimes or they book an hour and I arrive there then they ask “oh do you do 15 mins instead? I’ve got £80” when I’ve driven 1 hour to them… “nope we are doing the full hour as you’ve booked!” …then they reluctantly hand the rest of the cash to me… shouldn’t make promises you don’t want to keep..
10) Guy who suddenly wants anal… butt pest from hell…
I don’t provide anal as a service. I dislike it when men ask for it…. Even worse when a guy slips a finger in without asking or is suddenly persistant for anal when he never mentioned it over text… obviously my answer will be no… I also hate it when people don’t read my likes list and just assume I will do anal…
11) That weirdo who always posts reverse bookings on here for £350 for 1 hour with “pregnancy risk” role play…
I don’t understand this man… NO COMMENT
12) Porn addicts...
A sex worker’s worst nightmare — Take ages to cum, can’t stay hard, I've sprained a muscle in my neck/back from wanking him so hard and fast... he still can’t cum. He confesses that he wanked TEN times earlier but “usually doesn’t have this problem”… yeah right… great way to make an escort feel terrible AND they’ve put 200000% effort into getting you off… now he wants a refund because he feels embarrassed — despite me saying it’s not an issue...
I tell him 'No refund’ because I've just tried *extremely* hard to get him off and injured myself... what a wanker... literally. Also keeps making noises like he's about to cum, making me keep going -- unnecessary injuries for no good reason...
I'm not trying *that* hard to make someone cum again, not my problem…
13) My old uni lecturer who I gifted a free shag too. Kinda hot in the moment, but he’s a total loser.
14) That weirdo who has NO feedback but constantly puts RBs stating “fart fetish”….
15) The “old lonely Narcissist/Sociopath who’s ran out of supply” therefore books an escort… to degrade and feed his fragile ego…
They’re perpetually miserable and like to rant angrily and constantly moan — extremely hard to please, basically impossible and very insufferable too … soooo fun to be around of course XD
Most of them are non-violent, all talk and won’t physically endanger you, however, I avoid either type like the plague…
I don’t need to explain this much… usually a 40+ year old man… luckily I rarely get men like this now because I’ve figured out a pattern to their texting habits..
Most older guys are lovely and I thoroughly enjoy having them as clients :-D… it’s just the Narc ones I dislike…
Usually ALL women have left his life because he’s so awful…
He starts off seeming fine like a gentleman… then…
Starts talking about how all women are awful, calling women “brasses”… calling weather news reporters on tv prostitutes… like wtf dude?!
His talking gets WORSE — racist, homophobic, more misogynistic, starts disrespecting me verbally because of my work… “well you’re a brass and I know how brasses think…” “you obviously wouldnt understand my point of view because you’re a working girl…”
And things like “gay people would take a pill that turns them straight because they hate themselves so much that they have to make everyone else miserable around them” and bullshit theories like that… such nonsense..
I end up held against my will, staying overtime by like 45 mins to 1 hour just listening to dudes like this ranting about how bad women are… despite him inheriting his Aunt’s mansion AND business that she set up herself… and his mum is somehow is still doing his cleaning and laundry…
Then feeling like I’m walking on eggshells around them and having to nod and agree with all the awful things they’re saying just so they don’t fly into a rage etc… and I know that you can’t reason with crazy people so there’s no point trying to…
and in order to keep a Narcissist/Sociopath/Psychopath happy, all you need to do is agree with them, stroke their egos, sit and listen to them talk through all their traumas or cognitive biases/distortions (from basically the combination of being psychotic and black and white, rigid thinking) … then leave as quickly as you can, as politely as you can…
Then I say “10 minutes and I have to leave”… for the 5th time..
When I can finally leave… they have the audacity to say to me:
“well, you were sub par and disappointing in bed… hopefully next time you’ll do better.. and i KNOW you’ll see me again because brasses like you are desperate for the money, atleast I got my money’s worth out of you by getting you to stay longer and hopefully you’ll learn something from our chat today.. young people need to learn the cold hard truth”..
(He was very heavy handed in bed, using unreasonable force, very grabby, pushing for bareback, slobbering me like a dog — of course I wouldn’t feel comfortable with him… and it’s ALL his own fault… then he “wasn’t into it” unless it was basically painful and uncomfortable for me… then blamed the pain on ME… what a loser… eye roll).
**THIS IS WHY I have become very selective with who I see and have stated that if I thought the meeting was dreadful I really won’t see you again!**
As I enter my car I say “hmm… no there won’t be a next time…” then their jaws usually drop to the floor in shock XD
*ego shattered* collapse of the Narc’s false self …lol
I quickly lock my doors and drive off…
Then I’m guessing he’s winding himself up, wallowing in a load of self pity about how “women are so terrible to him” afterwards…
Then I block his number, message other escorts with this guy’s full name, address, whatsapp profile pic, facebook profile, phone number etc. in a group chat to protect their safety… he won’t be able to book a decent British escort again..
